How Many Detectives Can Dance On The Head of a Pin
I can’t believe someone made a fucking audio post for that stupid deer picture I made. this is unbelievable. I’ve reached a new level of sentience. I am unstoppable. I am the alpha and the omega.
Please make sure this is played at my funeral
is it really that hard to put “margarine”
SCHRODINGERS BUTTER THOUGH…
whyd you only reblog me when youre high
Happy Earth Day!
OMG… today at school I asked to use the bathroom because i HATE MATH CLASS!! and im wasting time and after 5 minutes of taking selfies and blogging on my tumblr blog my teacher walks into the bathroom and says “What are you doing?” And I accidentally said “None of your business, Cumberbitch!” and he stood there shocked but then he said “Who do you ship?” and now we follow each other on tumblr!
STILL THE FUNNIEST THING EVER
A kingdom of isolation, and it looks like, I’m the bee.
The Queen of Pollen and Honey
i give up on the frozen fandom
Pop Culture References in Shrek 2 (3/?)
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